Funny Birthday Quotes
"Ping pong or how the Chinese say: ping pong"
Feng
"Gives wax off a whole new meaning."
Randy Daytona
After defeating a young girl: "Don't be so hard on yourself, you got maad skills."
[Randy gets punched in the balls]
Randy Daytona
Randy Daytona: "You killed him..."
Feng: "Well duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand?"
"Who the hell said take the cricket from my hand?"
Master Wong
"Mmmm... tastes good!"
The Hammer, after licking trophy
Randy: "You got me swatting flies now?"
Master Wong: "Not hit flies. You hit bees!"
"You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude."
Karl Wolfschtagg